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the worst cover of all time.

close your eyes and imagine, (wait dont actually you need to read this), it's summer 2014, one of those despicable me movies just came out, solange and jay-z went on that elevator, and, of course, bang bang by jessie j, ariana grande, and nicki minaj was released.

what an incredibly catchy song, it's great! there is a music video in which the three songstresses were not green-screened in (this will be relevant later - just remember that all 3 were TOGETHER with photography equipment)

and, im not sure if it was the record label or them, but they decide to release this MONSTROSITY as the single cover.. ok are you ready for it

its bad.

click me

you have been warned

bang bang oH MY GOD

LIKE?? im sorry. why what who went into this.. YOU HAD THEM ALL TOGETHER it would have taken literally 30 seconds to take an iphone photo and it would look better than... this

why is ariana orange? why are all their faces blurred like they just learned how to use photoshop??? ITS TERRIBLE

like its to the point where fans have created like hundreds of alternate covers... all of which are better than this (you can google bang bang fanmade cover).


music rec for this page

chappell roan - red wine supernova


short explanation

you thought i was gonna choose bang bang haha, i just need an excuse to put this song in. shoutout to my cousin for making me look into her but omg her tiny desk concert??? would recommend (esp when she performs this song)