jazmine vs kenzo

so i dont know how many of you are on twitter but if you are.. be prepared for this... SO as some context, a fragment of twitter (im never going to call it "X") is called "stan twitter".. its an interesting subculture containing obsessive fans of practically every artist. there's fanbases, you know, the swifties (taylor), the arianators (ariana), the beyhive (you should know this one.)... this will focus on two main fanbases, the barbz (nicki) and well idk if dua lipa fans have names so im gonna make one up - dulapeeps (@wendy williams)

SO! dramas been going on for weeks specifically between the barbz and the hotties (megan thee stallion) due to an ongoing feud between the two artists. ANYWAYS, kenzo is a dulapeep, and jazmine is a barb, they had been beefing for quite some time online and kenzo posted a video of him outside his house, urging twitter (as a joke, i presume) to come to his house

jazmine did just this.

jazmine took a flight to kenzo's house, took photos outside of it, causing kenzo and his father to go outside and call the cops. i don't know if i did this justice but oh my god this will not work without videos to show the absurdity of this

kenzo inviting stan twitter over

jazmine talking to cops (and asking FOR A PICTURE)

of course, in twitter fashion, this went viral, causing some stans of other artists to make some jokes...

for context, the song "the light is coming" by ariana grande features nicki minaj, and the video is actually surprisingly similar to this fan's remake!

so, that concludes this lesson!